[Intro]
(Oh east? I thought you said Weest!)

[Verse]
Walked out of Walmart cuz they ran out of cereal
Left my momma house cuz she ain’t have no cereal
Walked out my brother house cuz she ain’t have no cereal
Smacked my sister cuz all she had was Cheerios
Smack ‘em in the face with a bowl of Cheerios
I just milked a cow cuz we ran out of milk
Back in World War II, we was selling milk
Robbed a king and I had to fight a dragon
Fly on a carpet like I am Aladdin
But I’m really just a genie in a bottle
Hit ‘em in the head with a baby bottle
Now he mad drinking out of a sippy cup
I’m next in Madden, I’m the runner-up
Tried to fight Shrek cuz I thought I was tough
He lift his arm up, all I smelled was muss
And I passed out, woke up like, “What the fuck?”