[Intro]
(Jonni)

[Chorus]
Somebody rung my doorbell, “Ding ding”
My phone is ringing, “Ring ring ring”
They say I look just like a slug
Tried to get clean and slipped in the tub
Your girl just called, she asked for a hug
“Can I borrow a dollar?” Umm… uhh…
“I mean, can I get a ride to 7-Eleven?”
I mean if you got the gas money, you know I got you
My car run off electric batteries
They say I get paid, salary
My ex-girlfriend name was Valerie
That was before I found out she was crazy

[Verse 1]
Went in the forest, said, “Oh, it’s a snake!”
Tried to run in the forest, said, “Oh shit, my knee!”
This is thе sound of my keys: *key rattling noises*
This thе sound of me blowing in the mic: *blows in the mic*

[Chorus]
Somebody rung my doorbell, “Ding ding”
My phone is ringing, “Ring ring ring”
They say I look just like a slug
Tried to get clean and slipped in the tub
Your girl just called, she asked for a hug
“Can I borrow a dollar?” Umm… uhh…
“I mean, can I get a ride to 7-Eleven?”
I mean if you got the gas money, you know I got you
My car run off electric batteries
They say I get paid, salary
My ex-girlfriend name was Valerie
That was before I found out she was crazy
[Verse 2]
I feel like Homer Simpson because I am lazy
“AYY BRO, GET YOUR DOG, HE’S REALLY BARKING TOO MUCH!”
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF (Damn, bro, damn!)
AHHHHHHHHH!

[Chorus]
Somebody rung my doorbell, “Ding ding”
My phone is ringing, “Ring ring ring”
They say I look just like a slug
Tried to get clean and slipped in the tub
Your girl just called, she asked for a hug
“Can I borrow a dollar?” Umm… uhh…
“I mean, can I get a ride to 7-Eleven?”
I mean if you got the gas money, you know I got you
My car run off electric batteries
They say I get paid, salary
My ex-girlfriend name was Valerie
That was before I found out she was crazy