[Intro]
(Fedia)

[Chorus]
I did a backwards flip off the Eiffel Tower
Somehow I found my way into the bat cave
I tried to crawl inside an anthole
Until I can't fit, I went inside a beehive
My dog came and ate one of my fries
While I was sitting on the couch watching Family Guy
Somebody pantsed me when I was in France
So that's how I got pantsed in France

[Verse]
I just fell off my bike tryna ride with no hands
Went inside Nike and just stole some shoes
Until I figured out they wasn't the right size shoes
I just had a standoff against a Pitbull
Until a German Shephеrd came and walked up
And that's when mе and the Pitbull both lost
I accidentally ate a piece of dirt
And it actually taste like cake

[Chorus]
I did a backwards flip off the Eiffel Tower
Somehow I found my way into the bat cave
I tried to crawl inside an anthole
Until I can't fit, I went inside a beehive
My dog came and ate one of my fries
While I was sitting on the couch watching Family Guy
Somebody pantsed me when I was in France
So that's how I got pantsed in France