It's Easter, a-bing-bang-boom-babo-boobop
It's Easter, I might have to pull out the (*chicken sounds*)
It's Easter, a-ra-ra-ra-ra-rau
It's Easter, a boom boom boom ke-ke

Where the Easter Bunny, baba-booba-haba-ooba-haba? (Hahaha)
I seen the Easter Bunny, hooba-haba-hooba-ha (Haha)
Dropkicked the Easter Bunny, hahaha-hoo-hahahahaha

They say it's Easter - is it Sunday?
Why the fuck the Easter Bunny come and take my balls?
Why the fuck the Easter Bunny cut my balls loose?
Yesterday I woke up, and I ain't had no balls!
I seen the Easter Bunny take a picture of my balls
That n***a said he used them for a egg hunt
So whoever found thеm bitches, gimme back my balls
She said my balls so big thеy like logs
Smacked the Easter Bunny 'cause he took my balls

It's Easter, a-bing-bang-boom-babo-boobop
It's Easter, a-boom-ba-bing-bang-boongok
It's Easter, a-ra-ra-ra-ra-rau
It's Easter, a boom boom boom ke-ke

Where the Easter Bunny, baba-booba-haba-ooba-haba? (Hahaha)
I seen the Easter Bunny, hooba-haba-hooba-ha (Haha)
Dropkicked the Easter Bunny, hahaha-hoo-hahahahaha