Shel Silverstein
It’s the World’s Gone Crazy (Cotillion)
It's the world's gone crazy cotillion
The ladies are dancin' alone
Side men all want to be front men
And the front me all want to go home

The johnny-come-lately's are comin' in early
The early bird's showin' up late
The straight men all want to be funny
And the funny men all want to get straight

Villains have turned into heroes
Heroes have turned into heels
The dealers all want to be lovers
And the lovers all want to make deals

It's the world's gone crazy cotillion
The ladies are dancin' alone
Side men all want to be front men
And the front me all want to go home

The meek they ain't inherited nothin'
The leaders are fallin' behind
So I'm singin' my song to the deaf man
And dancin' my dance to the blind

It's the world's gone crazy cotillion
The ladies are dancin' alone
Side men all want to be front men
And the front me all want to go home
It's the world's gone crazy cotillion
The ladies are dancin' alone
Side men all want to be front men
And the front me all want to go home