Shel Silverstein
Mirror, Mirror
[Queen]
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Who is the fairest of them all?

[Mirror]
Snow White, Snow White, Snow White-
I've told you a million times tonight.

[Queen]
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
What would happen if I let you fall?
You'd shatter to bits with a clang and a crash,
Your glass would be splintered-swept out with the trash,
Your frame would be bent, lying here on the floor-

[Mirror]
Hey...go ahead, ask me just once more.

[Queen]
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Who is the fairest of them all?

[Mirror]
You-you-It's true,
The fairest of all is you-you-you.
(Whew!)