These eggs
Are eggscellent.
I'm not eggsaggerating.
You can tell by my eggspression
They're eggsceptional—
Eggstra fluffy,
Eggstremely tasty,
Cooked eggsactly right
By an eggspert
With lots of eggsperience.
Now I'll eggsamine the bill....
Ooh—much more eggspensive
Than I eggspected.
I gotta get out of here.
Where's the eggxit?