(Introduction)
Hello, I am a virgin who sits on my spotty arse all day playing on my Xbox.
I like to pick my shit out and chew it.
My mum is an alchoholic and last night she went to hostpital after she overdosed.
But no doubt, I think she fucking comotose.
Which means I get the house for the summer, I'll party all day, everyday!
Thing is, I don't have no friends.
But you are my friend, right?
I mean you are a virgin, especially if your bothering to read this.
This is my book, "The Life of a Fat Shit Eater"
And I hope you enjoy my story!
You fat fucking faggot!