[PILE OF POO (& JANITORS)]
Hey, can you smell me?
Wait, don't tell me
I've got something to say
And I want you to listen to every word, DJ
Turn the volume to maximum
Ain't got time to relaximum
Grabs some snacksimum
Play that alto saximum
Find it within you to begin to take me seriously
I'm a living lesson basic as your ABC's
You want troubles? I got 'em
And though I come out on bottom
I know a problem's a problem
Only if it defines the world you see
Cause life will make you smile, it'll make you frown (Oh)
More than once and a while it'll knock you down (Oh)
But if you get back up and keep your feet on the ground (Oh)
You know you'll make it through (You know you'll make it through)
So when your lucky star's (Oh)
Runnin' out of luck (Ah)
And you're stranded on Mars (Ah)
Or you ain't gotta buck (Ah)
Remember who you are is what you do when life hands you a pile of poo
Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo (A pile of poo)
A pile of poo (A pile of poo)
Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo (Poo)
A pile of

Hey, are you listening-look I'm glistening in the morning sun (Oh)
Smiling simply cause another d-d-day has begun (Oh)
I focus on the positive (Oh)
Try to learn from what's positive (Oh)
Got no flawsitive (Oh)
So give me some applausitive (Pile of)
Don't underestimate the singularity you are (Pile of)
The most nebulous among us can become a star (Oh)
This ain't mendacious flattery (Oh)
This is juice for your battery
Drink it up like a daiquiri
Get charged up
Let me hear you say rawr! (Rawr!)
Cause life will make you smile, it'll make you frown (Oh)
More than once and a while it'll knock you down (Oh)
But if you get back up and keep your feet on the ground (Oh)
You know you'll make it through (You know you'll make it through)
So when your lucky star's (Oh)
Runnin' out of luck (Ah)
And you're stranded on Mars (Ah)
or you ain't gotta buck (Ah)
Remember who you are is what you do when life hands you a pile of poo
Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo (A pile of poo)
A pile of poo (A pile of poo)
Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo (Poo)
A pile of (A pile of)
A pile of (A pile of)
A pile of (A pile of)
A pile of poo! (A pile of poo)
Yea! (Say it cause you know it's true!)
Cause life will make you smile, it'll make you frown (Oh)
More than once and a while it'll knock you down (Oh)
But if you get back up and keep your feet on the ground (Oh)
You know you'll make it through (You know you'll make it through)
So when your lucky star's (Oh)
Runnin' out of luck (Ah)
And you're stranded on Mars (Ah)
Or you ain't gotta buck (Ah)
Remember who you are is what you do when life hands you a pile of poo (Are is what you do when life hands you a pile of)
Poo (Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo)
Yeah, yeah, baby!

[ALL]
Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo
A pile of
A pile of poo!