Original Off-Broadway Cast of Emojiland
The Progress Bar
[INFORMATION DESK PERSON, spoken]
Attention Emojiland!
Information desk person here, live on location outside the Progress Bar, where Emojis of all shapes and sizes have come together to count down the moments and count up the percentage on the download and installation of what may be a major software update.

With me now is one of tonight's attendees. Face with rolling eyes, can you tell us how you're feeling?

[FACE WITH ROLLING EYES, spoken]
I couldn't be more excited.

[INFORMATION DESK PERSON, spoken]
Well, there you have it, folks! The anticipation couldn't be higher as we prepare to ring in Update 5.0!

[EMOJIS]
Oh, oh

[PARTYING FACE, spoken]
Ten percent!

[EMOJIS]
Another download, bringin' in
Another update
So everybody's ringin' in
Gonna stay up late
With streamers streamin' everywhere
The night'll go 'til
The installation's ready to install and so 'til

The sun comes up on a brand new day
We're gonna raise our cup
To that digital display
That's sayin'

We're making progress
I know we are
We're making progress at the progress bar
We're making progress
We're gonna go far
We're making progress at the progress bar
At the progress bar
[PARTYING FACE, spoken]
Twenty-five percent!

[CONSTRUCTION WORKER]
Can't help but get emotional
When I start thinkin'
Hey, emoji, emoji-nal!

[POLICE OFFICER]
You're so profound when you've been drinkin'

[SMIZE]
So much hope that change is possible
Almost makes you believe it

[SUNNY]
Tomorrow I'll be even more unstoppable
So let's update even

[EMOJIS]
'Cause when the phone restarts
And it's 5.0
We'll keep open hearts
As we learn and as we grow

[SUNNY]
It's true, yo
[EMOJIS]
We're making progress
I know we are
We're making progress at the progress bar
We're making progress
We're gonna go far
We're making progress at the progress bar

[PARTYING FACE, spoken]
Seventy-five percent!

[PRINCESS, spoken]
Emojis! As we approach the moment of restart, I wish you a happy update and remind you all that you won't wanna mess with Princess in version 5.0 any more than you have in 4.0. Okay, that's all, bye-bye.

[EMOJIS]
The update comes but once a year
Emojis new will soon appear
And so we trust, and shall not fear
The code

[PARTYING FACE, spoken]
Here we go!

[EMOJIS, spoken]
91...
92...
93...
94...
95...
96...
97...
98...
99...
100!
Restart!