[Verse 1]
I'm allowed to complain about a beer being flat
My lips touch another bottle my old beer don't get mad
When I'm at a bar I'm always able to pick up a Bud-Light
And beer looks the same in the morning as it did on Friday night
Beers always ready to leave on time and that's why beers never late
And when I wanna swap beers my old beer won't take half of my estate
A world where I could just date beer would just be great

[Birdge]
Yeah, you've never heard a guy say "look how hot that beer is"

[Verse 2]
Well I've never caught my beer in bed with another man
And if I ain't in a mood to talk beer understands
My beer don't holler or scream at me if I wanna go out with the guys
And if I wanna go hunting or fishing beers right thеre by my side
Yeah, I can always lеt beer down easy and grab another cold one strong
And beer don't hate me on some random week so I can love beer all year long
I don't believe I've ever broke down and cried after a beer-drinking song
Give me a world where I could just date beer
Yeah, I've got me one right here
Yeah, a world where I could just date beer wouldn't be so wrong

[Outro]
I mean I don't think it'd be that wrong
I think I need a beer