[Verse 1]
I wish you were a beer
Then I could drink you up
I wish you were not here
With my cum in your mouth
I wish you weren't so queer
Your chains still lock me up

[Chorus]
Since when were you our lord
We're all so very bored
Since when were you our lord
We're all so very bored

[Verse 2]
I wish you were a beer
The thirsty want a drink
You wish I wasn't here
You're scared because I think
You wish I wasn't here
Cause I'm your missing link

[Chorus]
Since when were you our lord
We're all so very bored
Since when were you our lord
We're all so very bored
[Verse 3]
I wish you were a beer
Then I could drink you up
You wish I wasn't here
Cause I can beat you up
I wish you were not queer
With my cum in your mouth

[Chorus]
Since when were you our lord
We're all so very bored
Since when were you our lord
We're all so very bored
Since when were you our lord
We're all so very bored
Since when were you our lord
We're all so very bored