Shoutout to Jason and Brandon in New Hampshire

[Verse]
It started with the DoD after World War 2 in Japan
When the company branched that ended up with the money clan
They put 'em on Open Sea for the whole world to see
A man so handsome has never been killed for ransom
They put pineapple skins in his mouth and gagged him
Then put him in a bombproof box and fragged him
Tortured, burned, wasted, boiled, fileted, strangled
Hanged him upside down in a pit with wild animals
Wearing multiverse wearables, highly scalablе
Near innumerable variablеs, then just stand there and stare at you
Half the room quiet, half the room was hysterical
There's a parable about the plot he was buried next to
I read their electronic diary right before they fired me
Then when I wrote a better one, they re-hired me
Oh, how fitting the irony
Sometimes society was so kind to me that I'd literally rhyme for free
If the terms set forth are suitable, wouldn't you agree?
They become immutable, carry crucibles to your cubicle
And of course, none of this is really provable
If for any reason you refuse to go, I just wanted you to know
If you can adjust protocol I'll take you to the next Super Bowl
As long as that's between me and you, though
Behold the Infinity Scrolls
Vintage investors are sophisticated collectors standing outside in the cold
We serve piping hot caramel macchiatos
And hand out customary Columbian ponchos on loan
For those calling my phone: Our operators are standing by to provide 5-star service and answer any question you might propose
But I think you're holding the mic too close, please be patient while we place you on hold
Each custom vintage mold, physically sold but individually owned
My writing process is like minting gold
We can modify his behavior by shooting him in the head with a laser
Then 5G, Terminator his ass later
Tied down in a Crypto.com center hide lounge
By this British broad that tried to offer me five pounds
Ok, let's go talk business somewhere off in the distance
Real normal, like you just talking to Christians
The glass opaque, cylinder case, pyramid shape
How could you really hate what a real lyricist make?
I shave tits for a living, yeah about two clients per day
The best way to talk shit to a scientist's face
Playing poker, met a cougar at Kroger
A few years older, she walked over and asked me to sign her Canibus poster
The black market certified smoker taking a total piss at the voters and anyone counter-uplifting the culture
Every man on my rifle team has the survival gene
And at least five viral streams of cobra and bile means
They changed my orders, forced me to the border
Now I'm living in a yurt made of mud with Ethiopian quality water
How would you like your omelet metaburger?
Bacteria bomblets, beyond vegan nanoelectronics
Who is the aggressor and who is compliant?
Who's agenda murders the uninspired underneath the shroud of science?
They're gonna hold you responsible, hundred percent
They're gonna charge you for attaching it to a sugar molecule
I saw visions of the slaughter on the outermost layer of the transmission fluid floating on top of the water
Yeah, a lot of things he say be way out there
But what can it hurt, just to hear him out with your inner ear?
Its a nice day outside, I untied her ropes
Come on baby, let's take a ride on the boat
Generator humming, starboard and port both running
Yo, what in the hell you fuss about now, woman? (You don't know, you better ask somebody)
Black dolphin beats, just you and me
Dead Jubilee, free like our ancestors used to be
Smile, lay down, chill, the starship Disney hotel
Black Amex card, pay all the bills
Mickey Mouse bubble bath, 'como se dise?' suffering succotash
So in love with your thick fat ass
Let's start a business, 24 hour fitness
Or bed and breakfast, real estate assistance, or maybe publishing or printing?
Now if I sell my soul and you collect the money
When we reinvest it I can buy my soul back, honey
If you the nicest why you charge bargain basement prices
The zeitgeist hybrid, dead silent, dismembered and lifeless
Peace, be well, indeed, be grateful for your BNT sales
With detailed descriptions in the email
He has the immune system of a Super
He was stayin' in Wooster by the time he had his 30th booster
It is not a paradox to fight to pursue life, It's only right
Some humans need a spark to see the light
The data was captured but contaminated
The bag of biohazard waste was handed over to the pond scum that originally made it (You don't know, you better ask somebody)
A sophisticated, very well natured, educated behaviorist
Who happens to be my absolute favorite
I rarely exaggerate when I rhyme in the booth
Even a minuscule eyes a myopic kind of truth
Can't forget Thomas Gibson and Brian from Virginia
Crème de la Crème Rippers who put up for the big picture