Canibus
5 Lines
[Intro: Webb & Canibus]
Oh shit, that n***a just sparked it, kid
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Feelin the vibe, n***as be, true, true
Bus this, yo fuck that, lets spark something right now
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[Verse 1: Canibus]
I can kick a freestyle anytime your demand it
My brain is high-density and my memory is expanded
Breaking sound barriers like the Lockheed
Even with knock knees I run across rough terrain at Mach Speed
...barefoot, the Canibus is crazy as fuck
Genetically engineering eight-leaved clovers for twice the luck
Canibus is my name, I play the freestyle game
My physical brain is in better shape than Jack Le Lanne
I'll swim upstream for pussy like salmon
I'll slay the princess and live happily ever after with the dragon

[Verse 2: Webb]
MCs get nervous when I drop my lyrical rhymes on the Earth's surface
See, I can go longer than church service
My technique creeps up your streets like organized crime
I'll kick some verbs to strike more nerves than your spine
'Cause my skills increase like manslaughter statistics
And my lyrical bullets couldn't be traced by ballistics
No doubt, I open backs from hollow tip vocal tracks
So penetrate your respiratory and watch your lungs collapse
[Verse 3: Canibus]
My thoughts travel full circle, I'm a lyrical nerd like Urkel
My dick is just like Barney: big, happy and purple
I'm not the one you want to battle
I got two times your knowledge because I ate two forbidden apples
N***as get mad and call me a jerk
'cause when I catch the freestyle fever, I vomit rhymes on your shirt

[Verse 4: Webb]
Yo bust it, whack MCs get me disgusted
Their style is so old their vocal cords must be rusted
So let me flip it, my skills go back like hieroglyphics
I be the infamous Big Webb, to be specific
At point blank range, I'll exchange flows like blows
And bury adversaries in decomposing chemicals
My voice is heard every time I flip
'Cause my vocal cords generate tones in 16-bit
You're drillin' it, I'll leave it up to hallmark to be considerate
'Cause if your flow's disposed, my words is bond I'm getting rid of it

[Verse 5: Canibus]
I got you open, communicating lines like a modem
I got the lyrical skills to hang like scrotums
Give me a moment and I'ma show ya
N***as be setting up traps but I'ma snatch the cheese like a rodent
So let 'em know that I got a nasty flow
And when n***as sleep, I sucker punch 'em like Riddick Bowe
'Cause my style is wilder than Rots with sharp teeth
And scarier than bull terriers without no lease
'Cause I'm the illest n***a on the East, capisce?
N***as say I'm phat, but I'm really obese
[Verse 6: Webb]
When I blow spots, I'm like a nuclear reactor
Got n***as watching their backs like a gymnasium full of chiropractors
When I spark it, n***as get dropped like the stock market
And fraudulent MCs get reviewed like a tax audit
I break them down, like compounded chemistry
Been a fan of the artform since Marley Marl dropped The Symphony
Volume 1, lyrics get flung from my tongue
I'll drink a cup of gas and breathe fire from my lungs
The fat lady sung, well it's done, time for fun
I'll do drive-bys in ambulances with automatic water-guns

[Verse 7: Canibus]
Many talents, writer slash producer like Dallas Austin
Made in New York City like Picante Sauce and I'm awesome
N***as bug off the shit that I be talkin'
I'm mad intelligent like the SeaQuest dolphins
'Cause quite often I be sparkin' cyphers
I got shit locked like the cap-keys on typewriters
And I hate biters 'cause biters are jealous
So I got to spray all my lyrics with shark repellent

[Outro]
Lyrical [?] and now you [?] in my mentality that you end up dead in your reality