[Intro]
Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah
The full version is out baby
I ate chicken noodles with my mother in bed
A-lug-lug-lug-lug-lug-lug

[Chorus]
Bruno Mars, Bruno Mars, Bruno Mars, Bruno Mars

[Interlude]
I drink my espresso with Sabrina Carpenter
Nintendo
Poopy
Ah-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha
Bu-bu
Ow, ow
Hee-Hee, Hee-Hee

[Verse 1]
Nobody can stop me
Guys I can’t sleep in my bed
Um uh, Noah smells like burgers
I eat perfume
That’s not my positivity
You smell like you eat cologne
[Verse 2]
Ian Cologne is poopy
And she thinks I ain’t like I’m scooby doo
And a fork from the end like poopy
I sing, I got a ring
It’s 7:00 lucky, lucky, lucky, scooby doo
Tree-hee-hee-hee

[Verse 3]
Oh my god guys, it’s Sabrina Carpenter
Guys, what do I do?
She’s such a slay queen guys
My ears, my ears!
You guys think I have shoes?
You think my shoes are so cool
You don’t even see my shoes though
Because you guys are:
Pumpkins, you’re a loser, I’m richer
I’m better, you smell, like poopy
You smell, like pee
I drink, my espresso
You die, you loser
You poopy, you idiot

[Verse 4]
Bark,bark,bark,bark,bark,bark, I’m Ishowspeed, I’m Ishowspeed
[Verse 5]
Talk about me talk about you
Talk about chips espresso
Kendrick Lamar is such a lame boy
Drake is a loser
Talk about me talk about you
Talk about me espresso
Talk about me, ah,ah, whatever, I guess so

[Outro]
I drink my espresso
Gulp,gulp,gulp,gulp,gulp
Aluew, ahh, aye-ya-ya-ya
Carrot, carrot, carrot, carrot
Bruno Mars, Bruno Mars, Bruno Mars, Bruno Mars
Do you guys wanna watch Ms. Rachel with me because I’m better than you