[Verse 1]
She's sparkling
Like a fresh glass of Perrier
She's happy like my birthday
My birthday, oui, tout à fait

[Refrain]
She's like a dream
Salted caramel ice cream

[Verse 2]
She's bubbling
Like the water in my kettle
She's the sting in the nettle
The drummer in my metal band

[Refrain]
She's like a dream
Salted caramel ice cream

[Bridge]
Oh, God, she's coming
Don't look up
I've got to do this
I've got to do it right
I've got to do it right
[Verse 3]
She's glistening
Like a fresh minted quarter
She's the squash in my water
She's so posh, may I court her, ma'am?

[Refrain]
She's like a dream
Salted caramel ice cream

[Outro]
Oh, God, she's coming
Don't look up
I've got to do this
I've got to do it right
I've got to do it right, right
I've got to do it right, right
I've got to do it right