My friend picked me up about a quarter past five
Stopped and got some donuts and we took a little drive
Had a can of nitrous, we rolled the windows up
Now we're breathing deeply, breathing deeply
And there’s a fume in this truck and I don't know if we're dead or what the fuck?
There’s a fume in this truck and I don't know if we're dead or what?

Well, we spent many years always trying to get high
Seems like there wasn't nothin' that we wouldn't try
We made bongs out of bananas. We freebased turpentine!
We were always looking, always looking
Now there's a fume in this truck and I don't know if we’re dead or what the fuck?
There’s a fume in this truck and I don't know if we’re dead or what?

Well, we got a good idea, so we pulled off the road
Got some Molly Hatchet going on the stereo
I said, "Let's get out the nitrous and let the windows go up."
Now I can't stop laughing, can't stop laughing
And there’s a fume in this truck and I don't know if we're dead or what the fuck?
A fume in this truck and I don't know if we're dead or what? Yeah!