[Verse 1]
He tried to gauge out both his eyes
While screaming "Art is only for the blind"
He caught sepsis, he almost died
But he did it all for art

[Verse 2]
Somebody shouted "My kid could do that"
He shouted back, "Your kid is dumb and fat
He looks ridiculous in that hat"
This is your New York guide to art

[Verse 3]
Seven years ago, she turned 23
But Pitchfork says that she's just 19
The greatest thing on the New York scene
And she does it all for art

[Verse 4]
Her daddy owns a record company
He's changed her image alphabetically
Shе might be glam or gothabilly
In the New York guidе to art

[Verse 5]
If you think we picked an easy target
Well, that's because you just don't get it
Send us some money, you won't regret it
For your New York guide to art
[Outro]
And we did it all for art