[Verse 1]
Your trespassing signs and rocket designs
Keeping kids and cars away
Garage full of bikes, might as well be trikes
Your car is in a tent in the yard
Mowing at 8, you're the one we all hate
Revving motors and waking the kids
You live by yourself and refuse all help
You’re the crankiest man on the block

[Chorus]
Nobody cares about Albert Square
Nobody cares about Albert Square
Nobody cares about Albert Square
It’s the tiniest of greens in town

[Verse 2]
You’re always shouting “Keep off my lawn!”
But you’re really the greatеst of big yawns
With absolutely nothing interesting to say
Wе just really wish you’d go away

[Chorus]
Nobody cares about Albert Square
Nobody cares about Albert Square
Nobody cares about Albert Square
Nobody cares about Albert Square
No one asked to wonder where
[Bridge]
But your little square of lawn
Is your pride and your song
So weeded and tidy for all to see
We just wanted to say that we feel this way because

[Chorus]
Nobody cares about Albert Square
No one asked to wonder where
Nobody cares about Albert Square
It could be the best place around