Bart Baker
Born This Way Parody
[Intro]
It doesn't matter if you love men
Or have a fat, hairy chin (Chin, chin, chin, chin)
Just put your paws up
'Cause you were born I way, baby!

[Verse 1]
My mama told me when I was young
I was born with the wrong naughty parts
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on
She pinched my nipples hard (Ouch stop, Mom!)
You were born to be a tranny star
She said, "'Hide your bulging anyway" (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
Just be a boy and you'll go far
I want to be your sexy slave

[Chorus]
I'm beautiful in my way
Even though I'm a mistake
Check out my man ass, baby
I was born this way
I tuck my junk 'tween my legs
And put a wig on my head
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way
[Post-Chorus]
Ooh, there ain't no other way
My mom says I'm a mistake
Baby, I was born this way (Born this way)
Ooh, there ain't no othеr way
I used to be a dude
Chеck out my man ass, baby
I was born this way

[Interlude]
Check out my ass in these tight jeans
Check out my ass in these tight jeans
Check out my ass in these tight jeans
Check out my ass

[Verse 2]
Get yourself neutered with all your friends
On a Thursday afternoon (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
My mommy told me I'm a dirty boy
She gave me timeout in my room (I'm a naughty boy)
A different lover is not a sin
I'm so H-O-R-N-Y (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
I love to put my wig and makeup on
So I can trick all the guys (Naughty boy)

[Chorus]
I'm beautiful in my way
Even though I'm a mistake
Check out my man ass, baby
I was born this way
I tuck my junk 'tween my legs
And put a wig on my head
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way
[Post-Chorus]
Ooh, there ain't no other way
My mom says I'm a mistake
Baby, I was born this way (Born this way)
Ooh, there ain't no other way
I used to be a dude
Check out my man ass, baby
I was born this way