[Verse 1: Bart Baker as Miley Cyrus]
Remember when I was a ten
And did not look like a guy?
My hair was long, I had clothes on
But now I get n*** and cry

[Pre-Chorus: Miley Cyrus]
Since the VMAs, all the people say
I am a total skank
Grinded Robin Thicke, made the whole crowd sick
Especially the Smiths

[Chorus: Miley Cyrus]
I'm basically a wrecking ball
For the youth of America
All I want is to brainwash them all
With my massive nipples under my tee
We must be like Miley

[Verse 2: Miley Cyrus]
Now watch me ride a ball and try
To make a seductive face
But creepily, I totally
Look just like Nicolas Cage

[Pre-Chorus: Miley Cyrus]
Time for me to lick this hammer like it's
A big metal penis
I'll lick anything for more attention
This condom looks delish
[Interlude: Steve-O as Himself]
I've been looking for this
Put some goddamn clothes on, you sicko!

[Chorus: Miley Cyrus]
I'm naked on a wrecking ball
Showing off my pale boobs and butt
Now I’m dry-humping a broken wall
I went from Disney to twerk-crazed and skanky
I need to get therapy

[Bridge: Ron Jeremy as Himself & Miley Cyrus]
Excuse me, I'm here for the porn
Bend over, girl, let's make this quick
What do you mean? This is not porn
Then why the hell are you naked
Because I'm a wannabe whore
Who sluts it up to get more views?
So that means we don’t have to screw? Thank God
Excuse me?
You are too dirty for Ron Jeremy
Sorry, sweetie, it's true

[Chorus: Miley Cyrus, Sam Macaroni as Construction Worker 2, Alex Farnham as Construction Worker 1 & Construction Worker 1 & Construction Worker 2]
I ruined a beautiful song
With a disgusting video
Okay, this has gone on way too long
You need to get off of our construction site
How do you expect us to work
With a crazy anorexic chick
Swinging naked from our equipment
And licking and humping everything she sees?
Sorry, but I'm not leaving
Oh, no, now she is twerking
Dear God, just kill us now, please
[Outro Skit: Construction Worker 1 & Joey Graceffa as Liam Hemsworth]
Thanks, Liam!
Oh, believe me, it was my pleasure!