Bart Baker
Slutty Mom Anthem (Party Rock Anthem Parody)
[Spoken]
Where the hell are we?
We're in the hospital
We must've gotten way too slutty again
Well, we gotta get going
There are way too many horny boys out there for us to be stuck in these beds
Now, you're speaking my language

[Intro]
Slutty Moms
Let's go!

[Chorus 1]
Slutty Moms are in the house tonight
Looking for a horny boy we can ride
We smoking cigs and pounding wine
All we wanna do is...
Tap that!

[Verse 1]
In the pub: Slutty Moms
Looking for your boy? I'm on his junk
So hot when we in the spot
Cougars on patrol looking for some c***
I'm a stank, that's for sure
Small shirt, hugе breasts and a cameltoe
Black boys, whitе boys, albinos!
Don't matter to me, I'm a hoe
Yo! I'm running through these boys like Drano
Take 'em home for a bone, hope I don't get preggo!
We Slutty Moms!
Yeah, that's the crew that I'm reppin'
On the bottom or the top, bangin' all of our son's friends
[Chorus 2]
Slutty Moms are in the house tonight
Looking for a horny boy we can ride
We smoking cigs and pounding wine
Looking for a horny boy we can ride
Slutty Moms are in the house tonight
Looking for a horny boy we can ride
And we dress like we're 25
All we wanna do is...
Tap that!

Every day we're sucking d***

[Bridge]
Drink wine, smoke cigs
Hit on all our son's friends
Drink wine, smoke cigs
Hit on all our son's friends
Hit on all our son's friends
Hit on all our son's friends
Hit on all our- Hit on all our-
Hit on all our son's friends

[Chorus 3]
Slutty Moms are in the house tonight
Looking for a horny boy we can ride
And we dress like we're 25
All we wanna do is...
Tap that!
Every day we're sucking d***