[Verse: Singer 1, Singer 2]

I like grooming little kids
A whole lot
*bum bum*

You know that if she's sixteen
I'm bout to hit that bro
AMONG US!

If the cops come in my house
I'ma vent
MONG- MONG- AMONG US!

I'ma stalk my ex on Twitter
I don't have any regrets
*bum*

Go to court the jury says
I am sus
AMONG US!

Please stop posting 'bout Among Us!
I CAN'T ESCAPE THIS FUCKING NIGHTMARE

Put a gun right to my head
Pull the trigger
When I see Barack Obama
I'm 'bout to call him a-MONG US!