[Intro: YZ Aubergine]
Alright ye scat scallawags, all hands on deck!
Hoist the sails, drop the trousers, grab the tweezers and binoculars!
Drink a pint and let's sing the booty shanty, ready?
MAKE SOME NOISE IT'S TIME TO BOOTY RAID!

[Chorus]
BBC!
I'm taking it on my knees!
Baby batter dripping down as far as the eye can see!
BBC!
I'm spreading out my cheeks!
Tooting up that ass so you can...
(Cheeky sexual moan)
Fuck me!
BBC!
I'm taking it on my knees!
Baby batter dripping down as far as the eye can see!
BBC!
I'm spreading out my cheeks!
Tooting up that ass so you can...
(Cheeky sexual moan)
Fuck me!

[Verse 1: YZ Aubergine]
He a landlubber, I'm a man-lover
Bumhole colour purple, but no Danny Glover-
Sheathe a "lethal weapon", anti-fanny buster
Never plunging clunge, time to spank and plunder!
Thunderclap his ass, make his hеrpes spread
Call his butt a panda, anus "turning red"
Got a burning hеad ghost riding cheeks
Hunting down your meat, not playing hide and seek
'Cause I've been gripping dicks like I've been sipping beer
A bum buccaneer, a prick pistoleer
Make your family watch me fart in your mouth...
We got seven seas rocking gonorrhoea!
If your cock's concealed when I cop a feel
I turn straights to gays like "Homo Copperfield"!
Watch me force the foreskin with some Krokodil
Rigging your sperm count, I can't "stop the steal"!
Hammer half the spine, a bony glockenspiel
Gladly split the anus like a banana peel
If there's a funeral for the bootyhole
We'll still pound the cheeks if the coffin's sealed!
Homo holiday, we hauling jaws of gays
Topping cream and nut on his cock parfait
See, I be shooting sons, my semen Marvin Gaye...
DOMINATE THE HOLE, I'M SHIT CHARLEMAGNE!
[Verse 2: Fat Bub]
Bootyhole pirates, shit on my eyelids
Hunting for booty and searching for privates
Fly in that ass like a muhfuckin' pilot
Spreading the bootycheeks out like a virus
Swinging the penis around, it is giant
Kissing his lips, boy I swear he the finest
Sit in them balls like I'm Miley Cyrus
Beating them cheeks, tape his mouth, he is silent!
Rawdogging them cheeks 'til he shedding a tear
Hunting for penis like it is a deer
We the gay ass pirates, we the "bucca-queers"
Tearing out them guts, I got a souvenir
Yo ho, hee ho, anchors away!
Fuck on my homies because I am a gay
Spin on his dick like I'm doing ballet
Twerk on his penis, my booty gon' shake
I said "Shiver me timbers", we started to finger | our buttholes
We fucking, the smell finna linger
And after that, I take him out for some dinner
He snow on my face like the month is December
Put my hook in his ass, wiped with the wrong hand
We ain't fucking no bitches, I'm stealing your man
We're wearing bikinis, we getting a tan
Playing with balls like Kevin Durant
It's going, the semen was flowing
I'm spreading my cheeks, now my bootyhole showing
It's wet like the ocean, my hip on his thigh...
Lube it up with some lotion
Clapping the cheeks, gag on dicks, started chokin'
...open my cheeks
Rip open my legs
He picked me up, slammed me down on the bed
Rub his tongue on my nipples after we have sex
He gon' eat my ass like some scrambled eggs
[Verse 3: Hepatitis G]
(DICK!)
I'ma fuck a cripple
I'ma play with his booty, I'ma play with his nipples
Thought he had two nuts, but he had triple
Special Ed head really hit, give me more
Fuck him from the bed, now we moving straight to the floor
Shitting out a storm!
I'ma judge his dookie, think it had a good form
Feel it on my dick, thought it felt real warm
He gon' jerk me off at super speed
Deepthroat it, no cough
Eat this slop out the trough
Retards give me top
He want it real bad, man he froth for the cock
He begging me to stop, do you want it or not?
You fuck with Team Clutch you gon' get cum shot
Doth thine know you're one of my hoes?
You open up my box and you find a nice chode
Grab a couple balls, we going gay mode
Jerking anyone and everyone to form a big load

[Verse 4: Scar]
I'ma board your ship, so hand it over quick
I'm not talking booty, man I'm talking DICK!
My name is "Skeet Bonnet", cum in my rum
You want some? Well, come take a sip...
Me and black dick, we come to your village
We toot it up and we fuck and we pillage
We ain't never gonna stop 'til every single
Mouth and booty and dick is filled with all of our filling
X marks the spot, it leads to my dick
STDs, but I'm illiterate as shit
I'ma blunderbuss all over your nuts
I'm fruity as fuck eating nut for lunch
Yeah we got scurvy, but we love to fuck
Gonna walk the plank if you don't toot it up
I'm the king of Bi pirates
Monkey BBC, Luffy-who crew getting fruity for the booty
The One Piece is real, but my two cheeks are better
The whole crew weathered for the bootyhole weather
Oh shit, ghost ship from the distance!
There's a flag on the mast of James Charles getting fisted!
It's a flying Dutchman, he was crying and sobbing
Dick looking real scary, gigantically haunting
Pegged Data with his legs that he uses for walking
And then fucked him in the ass whilst the sailors were watching
(Har har!)
[Chorus]
BBC!
I'm taking it on my knees!
Baby batter dripping down as far as the eye can see!
BBC!
I'm spreading out my cheeks!
Tooting up that ass so you can...
(Cheeky sexual moan)
Fuck me!

[Verse 5: Trinidad Buller]
Di bwoy love me, so me fuck him in the batty
He start fi bowl out, I put it in he mouth
He want a big cocky
Me plunder he
He bleeding all pan me
He break in he throat and make e bwoy choke
Until he cannot breathe
Di Caribbean Sea, is where all mi killers dem be
Sucking on big black D's...
We cumshoot and don't say "freeze"!
Mi hoist di flag wit di rainbow
No black flag, skull, or crossbone
Fuck Blackbeard in 'e asshole
Suck he crew dicks by an atoll

[Verse 6: Blk Mask]
I love it when he big, buff, and black
He searching in my booty, Captain Jack
I'ma eat the whole dick for lunch
Fuck up the roof of my mouth, Captain Crunch
Pirate's life, that the life for me
I'm throating n***as across the seven seas
I love it when my bussy get took
His dick curve hard, Captain Hook
We fucking in the back of the boat
I'n 'bout to show him why these n***as really call me the GOAT
I'm shoving all of these seaman's dicks in me until I get soaked
If you select me at the right time. Then you will get smoke
I'm tryna ride the Moby Dick
Set sail in my anus 'til I'm motion sick
I'm getting dizzy-
Well give me that dick baby, I love free Willy!
I'm throating on a dick and yeah it taste like chili
I'm a menace in the fucking crew
He got a dick that be looking like one of Shaq's shoes
Prolapse my anus, that's Ludacris, I'm "chopped and screwed"!
I need a n***a dark as fuck and he sound like POOH
Talk dirty, baby
Be my matey, that dick is driving me crazy
My Superman, cum and save, we fucking 'til we get lazy
I'm sucking out all your babies, I'm foaming nut like rabies
My vision is getting hazy, you n***as really can't fade me!

[Verse 7: Semen Sissy]
Blackbeard in my back read
I got busted on by a buccaneer
I let five guys cum in my eyes on the high tide like "Aye aye"!
Like a Kanye fan, I meat ride
Let my matey put his meat inside me
Hoist the flag, show my gay pride
I stay tuned in to Queer Eye
Arrr! Peg leg in my arse
Voyage on his meat to afar
Ahoy matey, I don't fuck with ladies
Hey Captain Jack, I'm jonesing for Davy
Davy Jones
Ride him like a bot on a Jizzin' journey
Dicks and stones can give me Crohn's, but jizz will never hurt me
Just kidding, I got scurvy
I'm looking for booty, the one with a crack
Dress him in drag, looking for a Scallyfag
Double-crossed dicks on the flag
I'm throwing back at Captain Jack
Jerk him off with my hook hand
I'm a cum captain, I'm in command
I demand to get slammed in my anal gland
I got fucked by a merman

[Verse 8: Dah Malewhores]
Spread it wide, give me my telescope
Pull it out his ass, the smell doesn't choke
'Cause I see a big pecker on a ship at sea
Full sail to the ship's rear and ram it with speed
We're boarding the ship, killed the ones with no dick
Tied up all of the men who are cute and look fit
One begs and tells me where they keep all their money
But we don't want fleece, we just want all their booty
Put them all in the brig, all stripped
I take the one that my first mate tried to pick
Take him to ye quarters and take off ye fits
I ate a big whale 'cause I'm Moby THICK
I tell him he's gotta make me ARRRGH
Or I'll have to gut him open and fuck the scar
My hook's in his anus to make him get hard
His Cock is real juicy, now make me ARRGH!
My bumhole is walking the wooden plank
Ass on his thighs, giving it a spank!
I start to moan, he's sharp like a barrette
My moans get repeated by my trusty parrot
I'm shaking my arse like a salt shaker
He's blowing my back like a windwaker
My booty felt so good, I spider his wood
I turned the lad into a widow-maker
He's squirting out his cannonballs
I yell "Thar she blows!" and shitted out on the wall
He's really thirst, so he's licking it all
I am the captain of sodomy standing tall
Killed all the women and fucked the sailors
If you got a big ass, then say your prayers
Your treasures, your loot cannot satiate me
Keep yees gold, I just want ye virginity!

[Chorus]
BBC!
I'm taking it on my knees!
Baby batter dripping down as far as the eye can see!
BBC!
I'm spreading out my cheeks!
Tooting up that ass so you can...
(Cheeky sexual moan)
Fuck me!

[Verse 9: Direlm]
Giving him kisses, my dick is killer, sleep you with the fishes
I got that homo swallowing my children
Putting my kids into grown folks' business
I eat it I'm vicious
And I go up to that hetero's missus
Told her that I had her man bending over my bed
All while she was cleaning up them dishes BITCH
Speedos are my business fit
I rub his nipples just like a clit
But not a clit, I don't fuck no bitch
Only thing good is a fucking dick
You know I'm a fucking prick
Fucking your ass then I rob your shit
We don't got lube so I use my spit
I can make any man do the splits
Nobody can stop me
Yeah I'm real gay so you know that I'm cocky
I got a husky man crawling on top me
Giving your mans brain just like a zombie
I'm just yearning all feelings all sensual
When he calls me Daddy, I feel real special
Got me gargling both of them testicles
I'm a flaming, raging homosexual!

[Verse 10: KolossalKocks]
Captain BLACKDICK with a FAT PRICK
Tell your booty scouts to come track this
Light your bowels ablaze like a MATCHSTICK
That black booty gettin' SNATCHED QUICK
Catch me drydocking with a witless queer
Crackin' booties open with a littered spear
Treat his poop like treasure deep within his rear
Work him from inside like a gay puppeteer
Arrgh matey, give me a spell...
This hook make it hard, watch me ding-a-ling SWELL!
Check the smell of the bowels of the Brigadine Jail
Scurvy slopped on yer dick like secretes of a snail
I'm not Blackbeard, I be a fat queer
Filthy legendary known black rear
And we cracking open all ass here
Like a gay Pap smear, me SCAT SMEAR
Booty cramming God damnit, these harlots can't stand it!
The Bootyhole Pirates of Clutch has just landed
The raper, gut-taker, don't care what me branded
Me third hanging leg leave yer bumhole enchanted
Playing chess. you scallies be the rook
Seven seas be known as the BOOTY CROOK
Splooge shot create watery graves
Pirate king when it comes to the booty took
Suck me nuts 'til I start to blunderbust
Cock at sea, me crew filled with wonderlust
Rectum creed, I'll assassinate your Butt
Drag you down to Davy Jones of Clutch
Me pecker turned sable when sat at your neck
Me booty needs cleaning, now swab up the deck
"Is this done by force"? Yes mate, you're correct!
Hope he love Moby Dick 'cause I speak about sex

[Verse 11: NotXxXayne]
N***a treat me like a slut, n***a grip my back end
Bootyhole warrior standing, I'm the last man
Got him chained up and I give the n***a a backhand
While I smoke the n***a dick like a brand new pack man (Keep a strap man)
You think I'm straight? Well I think that you're crazy
Snatch up you ass when I swallow yo babies
Rode dick like a horse, I said "Yippie Ki Aye Aye"
And I bit a n***a dick like a n***a had rabies
Oh Lord N***a, you think you're a man now?
Saw the n***a panties when I pulled the n***a pants down
Like a plane on my face, semen better land now
Semen ran down when I blew it like a fan now
Thanos got the glove on, I'ma snap it
Big booty n***a and he know I'ma tap it
Treat him like a toy when I call that n***a faggot
Grab a n***a dick and you know a n***a fapping
Blew his ass up like a muhfuckin' cannon
Blood on my dick like a muhfuckin' tampon
Fresh fish in this bitch, grill his ass like he salmon
Pressing record make sure I got the cam on
Fucking me good, hitting me from the back
B-B-Bitch I'm a fag, I don't cap when I rap
C-C-Cum in his eye and I'm making him mad
When that shit hit his vision and then he see black
Snatching yo kids like a pedophile
And he fat cut that weight like a suicidal
Make him run a mile make him sweat like tidal
Fuck him in the woods 'cause my dick game wild, n***a
Make his dick spin like a turntable
DJ n***a round like a burnt bagel
Sperm maple sticky like a burned candle
Wheelchair make it spin like he unstable
Bitch I'll fuck your Daddy I don't give a shit
Tryna steal our flow, thieving little bitch
Hope yo momma beat you and you cut your wrist
In ya grave hope you know you drown in piss lil' n***a
N***a think he making big moves
Stealing bar, stealing beats, hitting licks too
One thing I'mma promise, we gon' kill you (wow!)
'Cause Clutch ain't fucking with the big dudes
N***a

[Verse 12: Hydracocque]
BBC! N***a swallow me!
Pin you down to the ground and I'll have my way with thee!
BBC, what will you be?
I'm the penis punisher and I want your booty!
Man enough of these tenor notes
I'm finna fuck a n***a, stroking his booty to all these intervals
Lickin' a n***a down, I'm gonna be sucking his penis and testicles
Skin him alive and I'm gonna be living' inside, I'm a sick homosexual
Gay pirate with a stiff wooden peg leg
Twenty n***as in my bed and their legs spread
Parrot on my shoulder and he also got a boner
Black beard, black queer, sippin' semen soda
I don't even give a fuck unless it's up a male ass
I never ask, I rape and tape and gape and prolapse
Scalp a n***a while he's sucking me off, that's no cap
Rope tied around his mouth so the n***a won't yap
Got a blunderbuss that shit go brrrat
Kill opp n***as, I drop n***as, I'm layin these n***as flat
Got a hook on the end of my third arm
Rip a n***a's ass, I'm causin some absurd harm
Wearin' out a n***a's ass but never gonna be wearin' out my voice
Pull up in the whip, a pirate ship, I ain't ever need no Rolls Royce
Pullin' up to the dock and I'm ready to dock, I can give top to all the gay boys
So pull out the wooden sex toys, make noise
This is for all the gay n***as in the seven seas
All the n***as on their knees just to just please
Lick upon my fucking nuts and give my dick a squeeze
Pump my dick up while I'm pumped up on amphetamines
It's a long verse, but I got a long cock
Shoot a long burst, then it drag when I walk
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY MARBLES, THEY'RE ALL LOST!
SO PUMPED THAT MY NIPPLE RINGS POPPED OFF!
JUST SUCK MY DICK UNTIL MY PENIS POPS OFF
CUT YOUR HEAD AND FUCK IT, MAN, I LIKE MY MEN SAWED OFF
I'M INTO ALL COCK BUT YOU N***AS ALL TALK
TRACE YOUR BODY WITH MY CUM OUTLINED IN COCK CHALK
Anyways, that's enough of that shit!
I'mma go and suck another dick!

[Chorus]
BBC!
I'm taking it on my knees!
Baby batter dripping down as far as the eye can see!
BBC!
I'm spreading out my cheeks!
Tooting up that ass so you can...
(Cheeky sexual moan)
Fuck me!