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RICE WIT DUH SPRING ROLL (Lil Mosey - Blueberry Faygo Asian Parody)
[Intro]

YEAH I'M BACK BIH

[Chorus]

Got Ming Li and she eating all duh eggroll
Got Sue Wong and she drinking out duh soup bowl
Eat ramen when I watch all the duh Naruto
What for dinner? It duh rice with duh spring roll

They see my eye and they call me duh Chinese
No kung fu, I only do duh tai chi
I too hot, all duh girls call me spicy
My new name is Kimchipapi

[Chorus]

Got Ming Li and she eating all duh eggroll
Got Sue Wong and she drinking out duh soup bowl
Eat ramen when I watch all the duh Naruto
What for dinner? It duh rice with duh spring roll

They see my eye and they call me duh Chinese
No kung fu, I only do duh tai chi
I too hot, all duh girls call me spicy
My new name is Kimchipapi

[Verse 1]

I got A+, yeah, on my report card
SAT, HA! That was not hard
Back in high school, President of duh Key Club
Crazy Rich Asians, I have movie on rerun

If she my crush, then I take her to hotpot
If she a friend, buy her boba with matcha
Italian ramen, that's what I call pasta
I take Spanish, don't wear shoe in mi casa
[Chorus]

Got Ming Li and she eating all duh eggroll
Got Sue Wong and she drinking out duh soup bowl
Eat ramen when I watch all the duh Naruto
What for dinner? It duh rice with duh spring roll

They see my eye and they call me duh Chinese
No kung fu, I only do duh tai chi
I too hot, all duh girls call me spicy
My new name is Kimchipapi

[Verse 2]

I feel like a made it
But I ain't there yet
I've been getting training in, been working
Counting all my reps
No sleep, caffeine in me
No baby, I do not rest
Headed for the top
And I'm never ever gonna take less

Subtracted the negative out from my life
Now everything positive, days be so bright
You stupid if you think you taking my shine
40 cents on me, babe I got me 4 dimes
[Chorus 2]

Hella bad bitties, yeah they do what I say so
Self-employed, only person on my payroll
Hearing my tunes on the gram and the radio
She tryna flirt, I say Leggo my Eggo

I feel like a cow, all I talk about is moolah
Rest in piece, Kobe, you turned me to a shooter
I ain't no chicken, you a snitch, you a rooster
New whip skrt like the girls doing hula

[Chorus 2]

Hella bad bitties, yeah they do what I say so
Self-employed, only person on my payroll
Hearing my tunes on the gram and the radio
She tryna flirt, I say Leggo my Eggo

I feel like a cow, all I talk about is moolah
Rest in piece, Kobe, you turned me to a shooter
I ain't no chicken, you a snitch, you a rooster
New whip skrt like the girls doing hula