[Verse]
I’ve been makin' bangers since I was a fuckin' kid
If you don’t believe it, you can suck my fuckin' dick
I forgot to mention that I got a G-18
I bring it to the gym to give me free weighting
It really seems like nobody cares
So, I also bring 'em to school to shoot them ho-bodied stairs
I shoot those and then the whole thing falls
Everyone is tumbling down like some old men’s balls
Take that line out 'cause that shit was ass
Nope, stop there, you can’t fuckin' pass
I’m finally back; I had a quick relapse
But I’m returning 'cause I gotta show that I’m the king of rap (Okay)
I just wanna have fun
Cummin' in your bum or on your tum, yeah it’s dumb
Motherfucker, I’ve been doin' this shit just for your mom
I bе at the mall, with my balls in her jaws
You hearin' this shit?
I got a bad bitch givin' my dick a lick
You know what I gotta do? (What?)
I gotta go back to thе old Zac (Oh snap!)
“So, what are you gonna do?”
I gotta rap about Sue, I don’t know who, that is
All I know is is that she is a bitch
She gets on her knees
She’s an assistant
Her boss isn’t paying her enough
So what does she do?
“She gets her damn mouth stuffed?”
Yes, that’s correct
I gotta spice this verse up
Why not say that my cock is erect?
It’s almost time
To burst out a rhyme that’ll make you lose your mind
Just kidding, I don’t have the ability to do that
But I do have one that’ll make your face go (SPLAT)
Shoot you in the face with my Glock-18
This baby can get real mean
Yeah, but I gotta keep it goin' and goin' and goin'
Do you see this damn hand motion?
I’m jerking off, you wanna help with it?
Maybe it’ll work if you pull out your damn tits
I’m really worried you think that I fell off
I got a countdown: 3, 2, 1, Blastoff!
[Outro]
Fuck all of you guys
Haha