[Intro: Boys Who Cry]
It’s all about you, girl
On your sixteenth birthday
Pay attention to you, girl
Everyone has to do just what you say

[Verse: Zac]
It’s Pearl’s day on her birthday
If she went to Starbucks, she would get the Latte
She is the daughter of Mr. Krabs
If you ask me, I think that's really rad
I don't think she's too fond of Spongebob
She really needs to get up and get a job
Hold on a second didn't she work at the mall?
She's always on her phone, always on a call
Ok, that's enough
Let's get to Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, maybe Sandy
Sometimes Spongebob can be really handy
Patrick is just really lazy
He never gets off of his butt, it doesn't amaze me
I feel like Squiadward's the one that betrays me
Mr. Krabs is rich, it’s a pain in the bitch
Speakin’ of it let’s get to Sandy Chicks (Cheeks!)
Woooooh!