[Verse 1: Meghan Trainor and James Corden]
Yeah, it's that time of year
It's 2016
And I'm making resolutions
Like you've never seen
'Cause I got these goals that I want to achieve
It's a new year, and it's a new me, hey

Yeah, it's pretty clear
I ain't no size two
But I just joined a gym
Like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that boom, boom walking up the staircase
All the wrong junk in all the wrong places

[Pre-Chorus: Meghan Trainor and (James Corden)]
After work I come home, and I have a glass of wine
And when I say a glass, I really mean four or five
(She keep on drinking, yeah, she keep on drinking)
But I'm gonna cut back, I swear I'll drink more water instead, maybe
'Cause I can't afford to drunk-dial another ex

[Chorus: Meghan Trainor and James Corden]
Because you know I'm all about that change, 'bout that change
This new year
I'm all about that change, 'bout that change
This new year
I'm all about that change, 'bout that change
This new year
I'm all about that change, 'bout that change
[Verse 2: Meghan Trainor and James Corden]
Hey, one week and I'm alright
There hasn't been a drink in sight
Nah, I'm just playin', I went out last night
And I'm here to tell you
That orange juice is good, it's even better with champagne

[Pre-Chorus: James Corden and (Meghan Trainor) / Both]
I haven't gone to the gym or met with the trainer I hired
(C'mon, work, work, hey, work)
Can I pay someone to go tell him that he is fired?
(Go fire his ass now, go, just fire his ass)
Resolutions are worthless
We all now that's why we're here
I'll be the same disappointment I've been for the past three years

[Chorus: Meghan Trainor and James Corden]
Because you know we're not about to change, 'bout to change
We're quitting
We're not about to change, 'bout to change
We're quitting
We're not about to change, 'bout to change
We're quitting
We're not about to change, 'bout to change
'Cause you know we're not about to change, 'bout to change
We're quitting
We're not about to change, 'bout to change
We're quitting
We're not about to change, 'bout to change
We're quitting
We're not about to change, 'bout to change