I wish I was a spy
On a secret mission
Following the bad guy
And if I was a spy
I could race on a boat
I could fly in the sky
And if I was a spy
I could wear a disguise and have a secret radio

We can pretend we are all agents
We can pretend we're on a mission
If I was a spy
If I was a spy

I wish I was a spy
With a miniature camera
A laser bow tie
And if I was a spy
I could crawl through an airshaft
And go on a car chase
And if I was a spy
I could crack the code
I could solve the mystery

We can pretend we are all agents
We can pretend we're on a mission
If I was a spy
If I was a spy