[Intro: Confusing Guy]
Look I'm wearing this Adidas Jacket, this shit like, it look cool so
Check me out though

[Verse: Confusing Guy]
I bought my iPhone from a Restaurant, cause that's what Applebee' (what Applebee')
Who taught the first teacher and who taught him how to teach (who)
I'm mad my phone broke, (why) he need to get a job (okay)
My girlfriend ride the bus so how I lose my train of thoughts (how)
I take the elevator, cause I hate when people Stares (hate it)
Unplugged it like a USB, you think I'm soft, where? (where)
Ain't no synonym for "synonym" that's messing up my mind (that's true that's true)
Called him "Blueface" cause you get whacked with hunnid' time (smack)
My class went to museums and I thought that shit was lit (fire)
But the field can't even walk so how the hell my field trip (it's that)
I just ordered food, and it's hard to be so patient (boo)
Like how is she the waiter, if I'm the one that's waiting (on god)
My girl a fucking freak, her pussy wet like popeyes biscuits (popeyes)
A trash can not a trash can unless you put some trash in it (boo)
Toliet how I take a shit if ima leave in it (boo x5)
Who put the alphabet, in alphabetical order (boom)
I don't play no basketball so how I cross the border (okay)
I [cutoff]