Confusing Guy
Storytime 2
It's plenty fish but since you fishing keep a rod
I remember July the 36th I had a combo with dawg
He said his homegirl think I'm cute she told him put me on
He show me a pic she bad as fuck like thicc as fuck and all

So now we texting back and forth, and the vibe was hella strong
Then we got freaky as the fuck, the first time I have ever called
I'm like, "you a freak but all you do is talk"
How bout' we just meet in person so we could finally hit it off

She like, "slow your roll, I ain't get dick in way too long."
"So, I ain't shave my pussy boy, I need to mow the lawn"
I'm like, (*cough*) "oh my god, girl you acting like its flaw."
"like I'm not circumcised you got a pill like Tylenol."

But (*cough*) "That my parent's fault they didn't do they job"
She like, (*cough) "I don't care, boy you still gone' get some top"
"like, sex without some head is basically against the law"
She got me horny around my mom, she sent me pics inside her thong

And she said she hoping that I'm different, n***as do her wrong
And I told her that I'm am, but I lied I'm really not
I'm just tryna slide inside you, get some head and then I'm gone
And my brother brought my girlfriend up I punched him in the jaw