[Verse 1]
Sunny Sunday at the amusement park
See the fat kids spill their pop
Oh, babe, lots of flags and balloons
But someone sabotaged the rollercoaster last night
Ran a turn and then it smashed right down
Through the crowded haunted house below
Oh, no! Human hamburger, no!

[Pre-Chorus]
And it's crushed little kids
Crushed little kids
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk

[Chorus]
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk

[Verse 2]
See the tourists drop their jaws and cones
See the owners smell a big lawsuit
Oh, police! Call your lawyer first!
Make the witnesses go home
And they'll turn on the TV
[Pre-Chorus]
And see the crushed little kids
Crushed little kids
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids
Crushed little kids
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk

[Chorus]
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk