[Intro]
This is a song called
The History of Tenacious D...
This is a song called
The History of Tenacious D
And it's a chronicling of our rise — To power!

[Verse 1]
We ride with kings on mighty steeds
Across the Devil's plain
We've walked with Jesus and his cross
He did not die in vain — No way!

[Verse 2]
We've run with wolves, we've climbed K2
Even stopped a moving train
We've traveled through space and time, my friends
To rock this house again — Rock!

[Verse 4: Jack Black & Kyle Gass]
Kyle's fingers be silver — Jack's voice then be gold
But lest you think wе're vain
We know it's a demo, and wе don't care
Tenacious D — We reign!

[Outro]
We reign
Supreme
Burrito Supreme
And a Chicken Supreme
Nacho Supreme
Supreme, yeah
*screeching voice*
Supreme!