Tenacious D
Denacious T
This is the greatest and best SoS
Tribuuuuuuuuute

Long time ago
me and my brother COCK here,
we was hitchhiking down
"To the Paradise City"

All of a SuS,
there shined a shiny D...
in the middle...
of the road

AND HE SAID!
Hedadeh!
HEDEEEEEEEEEE Jeej jeej jeej... JEEJ!
Or I'll eat your SuS!

Well me and COCK
we looked at each other
and we each said:
NO!!

(sad violin)
(Avicii - Levels)
And the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to beEEe eEEe eEEe eEEe eEEe eEEe eEEe eEEe...
EEE!

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see!
One and one make...
Three!


(fuck!)

(Shooba dooba dooba) YEARS or SaaS
when a SooS not shush
and the MooM doth ror
And the grass doth grow...

Seedless to nay
the beast was stunned
A WHIP-CRACK WITH A CRACKY-TAIL!
And the beast was done!

He asked us:
"*Snort* Be you bees?"
And we said NO!
We are THE N***A!
Rock!

(Aaaaaaaaah aaaah)

So, this is
The Greatest Dong in the World!
This is not a Tribute!

Couldn't remember
The Greatest Dong in the World!
No...
This is not a Trib-YOUUUUU!

To the Greatest Dong in the World!
All right!
It was the Greatest Dong in the World!
All right!
It was the best muthafuckin' Dong, The Greatest Dong in the World!

All Right!

Ohh ooh zooby ooby goo EE
Gooboo fleeboo geeboo
Fleegoo a gee obby goo ee a fliggo geegoo gee

Fleegoo Geegoo (x5)
(Becomes too fast)