[Verse 1: Lee]
Well, me and K.G., yeah, we're going to sing
A little song about a few special things
Special things
Talking special things
Like when a friend gives a friend a helping hand
Helps his little buddy to understand
That's a special thing
A very special thing
Yeah, take it J.B t- take it

[Verse 2: J.B & Lee]
I hate to interrupt the thing
That Lee was singing about him and K.G
Special thing
What do you think this is? Tenacious D: 3-D
Oh, no, no, no...
Like when K.G. hits a tin cup shot... on a Genesis golf (Tin Cup!)
That's a special thing
A special thing!
Or when K.G
Pops in Jenny Craig mac and chee-
And hands it to me
That's a special thing [that's a special thing]
That's a special thing
[Verse 3: Lee & J.B]
Now one and one and one is three
A rare occasion for life's triple D
KG JB and me [scats]
KG JB and me [scats]
KG JB and me [scats]
Now that's und special thing