[Intro]
Used as a noun to refer to any situation which caused or contained the death of all characters in a party

[Hook]
It's a total party kill
They shouldn't have flaunted, the heroes are haunted
Cause they know that I got what I wanted
And It's a total party kill

[Verse 1]
Here we go again, I don't even know where to begin
The campaign is an airplane in a tailspin
It's a damn shame, better pay attention to the stressful situation that you're in
First, everyone ignored my advice
Split the party not once, but twice
Unsuccessful and imprecise
Didn't even try to disable device on that knife trap
I mean, how does anybody even miss that?
I've been lookin' for somebody to be pissed at
Got a snap-back that says givin' a fuck is my dump stat
So bump that
All of you dummies are gonna feel the full wrath of the DM
Chances for survival are slim
No revival, sink or swim
Not about to have another night of min-maxin', murder-hobos or Mary Sues
Now, you don't even get to choose
You lose, I already lit the fuse
Don't look confused, this is what happens when you take advantage of all that I've given you
This is not an example of my fortitude
Not who I am, it's what I've been driven to

[Hook x 2]
It's a total party kill
They shouldn't have flaunted, the heroes are haunted
Cause they know that I got what I wanted
And It's a total party kill
Your devastation has given me elation
I feel like I'm on a vacation