[Verse 1]
I can't relax missing cracks on the pavement
Butterflies and heart palpitations
Bus stopping and I'm looking in the window
I'm looking rough, but my hair's looking sick though
I'm nothing like my online persona
What if she hates me, maybe i should phone her?
I'm backing out now, she's walking over
She says hello and I'll say hello, uhhhhh

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Then I go and open my stupid mouth
Say something foolish
Then I go and fill myself up with doubt
Like, why did i do this?

[Verse 2]
I can't relax filling gaps just to make a sound
Telling jokes and anecdotes, walking through the town
We got to know each over a latte
She's got a lizard and a black belt in karate
She's nothing like her online persona
I think she rates me, I wanna get to know her
Conversating, watching squirrels playing
Then I interrupted her, "Sorry, you were saying?"
[Chorus]
Then I go and open my stupid mouth
Say something foolish
Then I go and fill myself up with doubts
Like, why did i do this?
Then I go and open my stupid mouth
And say something foolish
Then I go and fill myself up with doubts
Like, why did I do this?

[Outro]
Why-why-why, why-why-why, why-why-why
Did I do this?