Game over, game over, you win
Game over, I win
Game over, you win
Game over

The Sleigh bells are a-ringing, the children they are singing
The memories are fleeting, a little game of {Paper, Scissors, Rock}

Game over, game over, you win
Game over, I win
Game over, you win
Game over

The wedding Bells are ringing, the shotgun is a-singing
Now keep your fingers steady, a little game of {Paper, Scissors, Rock}
You are my lucky penny, my local anesthetic
Ritual bloodletting, we play a game of [Paper, Scissors, Rock]
A lion tamer yelling, your first piano lesson
A 4--leaf contraceptive, we play a game of {Paper, Scissors, Rock}
A sweaty palm reading, a lucky shot of whiskey
Now come and rub my belly, a little game of {Paper, Scissors, Rock}

O's and X's
Hollywood Squares
X's and O's
Bloody Tic-Tac-Toe
[Instrumental Break]

Paper
Scissors
Rock
Paper
Scissors
Rock
Rock
We will rock you

Going nowhere
Hollywood Squares

Not in your song, I'm not your singer
Not in your poem, I'm not your stanza
I'm not a color in your rainbow, but now which team
Are you rooting for?

We're Hollywood Squares
We're going nowhere
I'm an' 'X'
You're an 'O'
You're an 'O'
You're an 'O'
Going nowhere
Hollywood Squares
Going nowhere
Hollywood Squares
And this is the end
The End