Dirty old fart is waiting for my reaction
Dirty old fart is waiting for my reaction
Dirty old fart is waiting for my reaction
Dirty old fart is waiting for my reaction

A tenacious sulky troublesome ass
Looking for a one-night stand, old fart has come
A tenacious sulky troublesome ass
Fallen in love with falling in love, creepy old fart

Like a high school girl?
Like a high school girl?
Like a high school girl?
Like a high school girl?

I have no time to waste on you
Looking for a one-night stand, old fart has come
Abso-fucking-lutely out of the question
So full-of-yourself old dirty fart

Shut up
Shut up
Shut up
Don't look down on me!

Fuck off now
Fuck off now
Fuck off now
This old dirty
Fart is waiting for my reaction
Dirty old fart is waiting for my reaction
Dirty old fart is waiting for my reaction
Dirty old fart is waiting for my reaction