[Verse 1]
You men are all the same
Macho but cheap
A bunch of unfaithful fools
So predictable, I’m not even sure you deserve me
You’re lucky that we love you
Go on, thank me

[Chorus]
We’ve set the date for our next argument
We’ve set the date around that time of month

[Verse 2]
I swear that was the last time
You may think I'm throwing a fit
Take one last look at my ass
It’s right next to my suitcase
Say goodbye to your mommy
Who puts you on a pedestal
You have no idea what you’re losing
You’ll never find anyone as good as me
What? You wanna break up now?
You’ve got it all wrong
I was only saying that to get a reaction
And you were actually thinking about it!
[Chorus]
We’ve set the date for our next argument
We’ve set the date around that time of month

[Verse 3]
It’s easy to say I’m whiny and emotional
And I talk too much “blah blah blah”
But no no no, it’s important
That thing you call your ‘period’
You know, life is for having kids
But as always, “It’s never the right time
Oh, sure, you’re there to make them
But will you be there to raise them, too?

[Bridge]
By the time I’ve turned ugly
Or at least au naturel –
Stop, I know you’re lying
Only Kate Moss will stay forever beautiful
Ugly or stupid? – It ain’t right!
Beauty or beast? – It ain’t right!
Beauty or me? – It ain’t right!
Me or her? – It ain’t right!

[Chorus]
We’ve set the date for our next argument
We’ve set the date around that time of month
[Outro]
All the same, all the same, all the same and we’re fed up
All the same, all the same, all the same and we’re fed up
All the same, all the same, all the same and we’re fed up
All the same, all the same, all the same