(Intro)
Just to let you know guys this song is only for only one bethany . This one is for her !
(Chorus)
Why can't we be friends ? Why can't we be friends ? (can you stop calling your cousin!) Why can't be friends ? why can't we be friends ? (We wanna be alone we are on a date!) WELL WHY CANT --- (Cause , you bitch ! its all about bethany now not you!!)
(Verse one) Strolling down memory lane where me and your boyfriend were close our relationship wasn't in a tied up chain ! Until you fucking came ! What the fuck bitch !? Trying to be a little snitch ? You're looking like a witch ! All of a sudden telling me to stop calling your fucking bunny , when I don't even know you ! Damn randy your girlfriend is such a slut bitch ass honey ! Why you gotta be a fucking dummy ? To choose her over your god damn family ! Bitch quit laughing this shit isn't even funny ! Think I'm funny when my nose is all runny ? Well no I ain't ! Making fun of my age , when it's full of ice , so fucking cold ! Talking about that epic animated movie that is sold ! The one with nicki and drake , that you don't wanna watch a peice of crappy mold ! Congrats bitch ! He treats you like a peice of treasure , like gold !!! Well put me on hold ? So you can go talk to her ! Instead of me ! All you ever cared was her , replacing me ! Fucking tracing me , the one who was on your side , I'm saying I won't hide , because its true n***a ! I don't love you the way you love her , thats so fucking sick , why would I wanna date my own cousin , ewww nah hes a fucking prick ! His girlfriend bethany all over his dick ! Fucking an ice cream cone saying "oh honey lemme lick !" well your just making deemonster ticked ! Because I miss you , but I knew I was tricked cause this bitch all you ever cared about she gave you a hick ! Yeah this bitch all night and all day you'll only picked , I'll get a soccer ball and I'll kick it in your boyfriend's dick cause you made us break us apart and made us split ! Oh shit
(Chorus)
Why can't we be friends ? Why can't we be friends ? (can you stop calling your cousin!) Why can't be friends ? why can't we be friends ? (We wanna be alone we are on a date!) WELL WHY CANT --- (Cause , you bitch ! its all about bethany now not you!!)
(Verse two) "Bitch quit calling me !" all he would say now ! What the fuck it's cause hes yelling cause he's with you ! Oh wow ! Wanted to be friends with my cousins girlfriend who I thought was nice , but instead , I was the pizza slice cause she thought I was a bug livin in hair called lice ! Well dude get this straight I ain't fucking worse than dog , I'm not on sale , look at my ass I don't have a tag price ! So don't you dare bet your money on me playing poker in Vegas bitch please don't roll the dice ! Maybe I can just pour a shit load on your fucking heads , a bag of rice ! I need Ice cause you fucking make me bleed ! Where was your boyfriend with the help that I need ? He was with you you slutty pretty ass bitch you colored bead ! But all he ever did was give me poison ! Yeah thats the only shit he would feed ! To me ! He ain't a good deed to me ! He wasn't in my childhood to read to me ! But bitch you took him away , and messed everything , that's all I have to say ! Fuck you ! Randy , why do all the girls have to like you ? Breaking us apart which you keep saying "Daryan I dislike you ! I'm with my sixteen year old girl I despite you !" haha but I wish cuz , it was back to the years I can write you but it's gone now it's the times I'll fight you !!! Fuck you !
(Chorus)
Why can't we be friends ? Why can't we be friends ? (can you stop calling your cousin!) Why can't be friends ? why can't we be friends ? (We wanna be alone we are on a date!) WELL WHY CANT --- (Cause , you bitch ! its all about bethany now not you!!)
(Verse three) I'm the one he would be trading , cause of you the bitch that he is dating ! Been texting and calling to ask what's up , he ain't answering I'm still waiting ! And I know with you around our bond is just fading ! Now I get my board and try to be skating then I stop and know you two will be making out laying ! Wow , cousin , I hope you know what I have been saying ! Your girlfriend is messing up our family bond she will be paying !!!!! All you would do to her is love her be playing ! But I hear the same damn thing ! "leave me alone , she is my everything ! Not you , you don't matter It's you I dislike !" well here I am just rhyming syllables on this damn mic ! Just wanna shoot you in the head , while we take a good hike , cause what you cocksuckers did , just left me when I fell off my bike ! You would be like "get off our stage , you ain't important daryan , you are sooo immature , damn act your own age ! You immature little kid , get out of our maze ! We are making true love , on our facebook page !" well I dont give a fuck ! I'm important cause I'mma fucking rapper , I spit bombs like this one fuck it , I'll diss her , just snap her head off cause now I'm trapped in this fucking cage , from seeing my cousin , can't fucking get out , cause it was his stupid little whore who he loved and it was all about ! I don't like it that I took this damn route ! But right now help !!! But you were too busy with her see now I can't get out ! YOU BITCH !
(Chorus)
Why can't we be friends ? Why can't we be friends ? (can you stop calling your cousin!) Why can't be friends ? why can't we be friends ? (We wanna be alone we are on a date!) WELL WHY CANT --- (Cause , you bitch ! its all about bethany now not you!!)
(Outro) (Home of Bethany)
Bethany : Is she on the line now ?
Randy : Nope I have had it with her
Bethany : oh good she is breaking our love apart , bugging you every second
Randy : yeah I hung up on her to be with you
Bethany : good (:
(They make out)
(The tv is on the news)
(DeeMonster) (Home)
DeeMonster : (watching TV)
TV : famous rapper , DeeMonster and her new hit single "Bethany" just released two hours ago , the rapper says she worked on the song in two hours
(DeeMonster turns it off goes upstairs and slams the door madly)
