[Verse 1]
It's great to be me
It's awesome to be the Mayor
And you can see why (oh my!)
It's fun to be the Mayor.

[Chorus 1]
I make new rules and they obey
They must do whatever I say
I'm the leader, there's nothing sweeter
I'm the boss and I love to boss 'em all around.

[Verse 2]
I took a new name
That's how I became the Mayor
(I'm the Mayor!)
A little disguise (surprise)
And now I'm the Mayor.

[Chorus 2]
I pick apples and stomp them flat
I throw away their balls and bats
They must eat sweet sticky treats
'Till their tummys ache and I'll make 'em start all over again.

[Verse 3]
It's great to be me
It's awesome to be the Mayor
I'm sure you'd agree
Indubitably
[Outro]
It's fun to be the Mayor.