[Intro]
I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday
But it was fun, mate
I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday
But it was fun, mate

[Verse]
I was one man deep, just me
In a Subway on my street
Opposite to the KFC
And two doors down to HMV
Can I get the BMT
For bread, I want the herbs and cheese
Can I get it toasted please? I don't mind paying an extra fee

The person behind me starts to laugh
They've got on black gloves and they're a fan of MCR (I rate it)
Half their face was pierced, their earlobes had bare metal in (Too much)
They had on massive boots and I don't want them to kick my shin (No way)

They said my sandwich was crap
Sorry, I had to tell you
Out of the everything on the menu
You ordered that?
Like, what's wrong with ham
I tried to walk away and be the bigger man (Bigger man)
But they squared up and they slapped it out my hand (Why?)

[Chorus]
I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday
But it was fun, mate
I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday
But it was fun, mate
I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday
But it was fun, mate
I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday
But it was fun, mate

I don't have time for this, man I gotta get back to college
I don't want your sandwich knowledge (Nope)
You probably order a slice of ham with bare olives
I'm the type to just have a can of Fosters (One can)
You're the type to bark at me if I took your can of Monster
I said you're the type to go and get a pet frog (Pet frog)
They didn't like that so they put me in a headlock (Wow)
It was a strong one to be fair, I tried to act like I don't care
But then they tackled me to the ground and now I'm struggling to get air (No way)
The cashier was a top bloke (A top bloke)
The emo's on the till now so they're jumping off the top rope (Top rope)
I said "I'm sorry", but what am I sorry for? (For what?)
They said my food was shit, so now I'm laying on the floor (I can't believe it)

[Chorus]
I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday
But it was fun, mate
I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday
But it was fun, mate
I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday
But it was fun, mate
I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday
But it was fun, mate