Too $hort
Day In The Life
[Verse]
My names D GooDy and I'd like to say
That I got the most juice in the USA
Been kicked out the finest hotels in the country
Suite full of bitches who been sipping Brass Monkey
Villains in here smoking got the room kinda funky
Playing tonk, getting money, n***a can't tonk me
Girls trying to fuck me, them bitches be aggressive
Their dress mad tight and their head game damage
Always trying to cuff a n***a swear I can't stand it
Headed to the top, fuck a n***a just landed
7th Floor bandit, lungs can't withstand the altitude
Fly lil n***a with a motherfucking attitude
But God keep me calm you know I give him all the gratitude
I finally got a schedule, shit I gotta fucking do
List of girls to get done
Tell my mom her only son wanna go to college to smoke weed and have fun
All I want is bitches, big booty bitches
Nice size breast, suck dick, and wash dishes
Flow mad viscous ridiculous how I be rapping shit
Lifes a fun drug but everybody can't handle it
I damage quick, I ain't with that beating round the bush and shit
Fuck Bush and shit, I ain't rich enough to be republican
I used to shoot dice in the public school
Back when n***as thought that Lil Romeo was cool
I'm a asshole but I'm cold as shit
Fucking pussy holes til they swole and shit
A fresh florescent pink, touch of red and shit
Yo I'm nicer than a motherfucker spit these rhymes in living color
Damn girl you thicker than a jar of fucking duck butter
Cut the shit tryna tap that ass for the fucking kicks
Same reason I rap and shit, karate master slap that shit
Word to my Asian friend but he look Mexican
Damn I'd love some tacos, I'll fuck your daughter for a plate of nachos
Only tote that loud smoke, French kissing the roach
Coach GooDy out here running the game
And they don't want my number, hoes want my last name
Son'n these n***as like my name Ving Rhames
Ice cold n***a with a zillion dollar brain
A tattoo sleeve and a couple gold chains
It's about damn time your girl know my name
I don't study for exams I just does that shit
Where my fucking phone at? I just lost that bitch
Do I still fuck with shorty? Nah I tossed that bitch
I had a bone to pick when she be sucking my dick
I was mad because her teeth kept scraping it
She was mad as shit, I ain't give 2 shits
Poured the condom on the floor then I dashed and shit
Another day in the life getting ass and shit
Running out back doors from their pops and shit
Running half naked in the public
Free tickets to the gun show, they loving it
What's that in your mouth? That's my dick and shit
I used to knock on doors for Roland Roofing
I swear them house moms yo them hoes be choosing
Was trying to break em down in the damn jacuzzi
But my boss was outside so I had to keep it moving
Another day in the life clocking dollars 9 a hour
I'm a D+ student with options better than college
I mean it's evident that things going to work with this rap shit
Seem like all black kids rap or play offense
This shit just in me like a bodily organ
I'm from the Alameda down the street from Morgan
Couple n***as got popped round the corner
Growing up round here n***as might run up on ya
Most dangerous place from here to California
I'm moving out soon, I'm talking cross the country
Momma kinda sad but she know it's right for me
I used to live next door to Stringer Bell
He had the rocks for sale I was shocked as hell
Seem like just the other day we was talking while getting the mail
Dropping wisdom like them bums when they drunk as hell
Brown bag sipping that poison like Michael Bivens
Tired of fucking talking so here's my last sentence
Another day in life getting ass like chickens
I mean getting laid like chickens