Bruce Springsteen
Born to Run Bridgegate Parody
Jimmy:

In the day we sweat it out on the streets stuck in traffic on the GWB
They shut down the tollbooths of glory because we didn't endorse Christie

Sprung from cages on Highway 9
We got three lanes closed, So Jersey get your ass in line

Ooohhh, baby this Bridgegate was just pay back
It's a bitch slap to the state Democrats
We gotta get out but we can't,
We're stuck in Governor Chris Christie's Fort Lee New Jersey traffic jam.


Bruce:

Governor, let me in, I wanna be your friend
They'll be no partisan divisions
Let me wrap my legs 'round your mighty rims
And relieve your stressful conditions

We've got Wall Street masters stuck cheek to cheek
With blue-collar truckers, and man I really gotta take a leak
But I can't
I'm stuck in Governor Chris Christie's Fort Lee New Jersey traffic jam
[Guitar solo]

1, 2, 3, 4!

Jimmy:

Highways jammed with pissed off drivers with no place left to go
And the press conference went on and on

Bruce:

It was longer than one of my own damn shows

Jimmy:

Some day Governor, I don't know when
This will all end, but 'til then

Together:

You're killin' the workin' man.
Who's stuck in Governor Chris Christie's Fort Lee New Jersey traffic jam.

Whoa whoa whoa!
Whoa whoa whoa!
Bruce:

I gotta take a leak! I really gotta take a leak!

Together:

Down in Jersey land!