Hey mom
I like boys too
I'm not a raging full on lesbo, wait I was for like a second
But that's what's hot about 2022
You can switch it up and swing whichever fucking way you want to

I know when you're out and there's a boy that's my age
You give him my number, and show a pic of my face
I'm not saying DON'T
I'm just saying if you DO
If you insist here's my list

Find me a man without an ego
Who can cry when things get tough
When he makes a big ass promise has the balls to back it up
Find me a man who know the difference between sex and making love
I'll put a ring on my hand
If you can find me a man like a woman