[DOVAHCOM]
Greetings, fellow Smythsonians, I am DovahCom. You have been cordially invited to a debriefing following the incident in Baltorne Faction 1. As you are aware, all inhabitants have been exterminated, including tribe leader; Jebodiah Dunford. We believe this will result in a revolt from all remaining factions, given our peace treaty has ceased its served purpose.

Your mission: Destroy all factions.

We have held Jebodiah captive, and are continuing efforts to find purpose moving forward using the gathered remains of an obscure and mythical boulder descending from unknown origins. It is believed, under current rulings, it may serve purpose to bring Nadoria a newfound resource to further strengthen our economical and planet-healing endeavors.

To ensure the operation continues as planned, you have been advised to carry out the task in as little consequence as possible. You will be divided into groups of hundreds. Speak to nobody, give no vocal contact to the Baltorne it is imperative we avoid the unprofessional actions made in Faction 1. Remain with decorum, and speak not of this briefing to anyone. You have been warned.

In case of immediate threat and emergency, we have installed several new drones known as BioTides to help harvest trouble and recycle them back into reusable energy outlets. Do not press unless all contingencies fall back.

On a lighter note, our leader has a distant family celebration. It is Jarling Clodar’s birthday today. To celebrate, we have a special event planned for him. Provide your RSVPs post-haste, we have an evening of celebration to be had.

Stay bold, and remember, the renegade never stops!