Deerhoof
You, Dog (aka Kidz Are So Small)
If I were a man and you were a dog

If I were man and you, a dog
I throw a stick for you
If I were a man and you, a dog
I throw a stick for you

If I were dog and you, a man
I throw a fit for you
If I were dog and you, a man
I throw a fit for you

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh
(Gibberish) [x2]

If I were a man and you were a dog

If I were man and you, a dog
I throw a stick for you

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh
(Gibberish)