[Verse 1]
Tell me about your purple past story
Will your story make me feel sorry?
Cowboy in a pool
Leaping in the boots
Turn around, around
Come around, around

[Verse 2]
Tell me about your purple past story
Will your story make me feel merry?
Sailor on a horse
Rockin' back and forth
Turn around, around
Come around, around

[Outro]
Mr. Tailor came to both cowboy and sailor man
He brought cowboy hat for sailor man
Yee-haw, yee-yee-haw
"But I'm a sailor"
He brought sailor cap for cowboy
Heeve-ho, heeve-heeve-ho
Horse god gave hot aura for sailor man
Ocean gave cool halo for cowboy
Come on, sing a song of my purple past!