[Verse]
Full sail lick a stamp
We can keep it, send your snail mail
Babe watching hot suds
Eyes wide open (Hey!)
Take it all open
Great Lake to choose from
Not before you lose some

[Chorus]
Hard enough to chew
Oh, when the television's on
Hard to get a clue
Oh, when the television's on

[Outro]
Oh, when the television's on
(That's life!)